Post by Hayasaka Erika on Aug 10, 2008 23:03:23 GMT -5
... okay, so it's not really the most important thing you need to know. But it's what I was going to put in the rules, until Malt told me it'd probably be a bad idea. So instead, I'm going to put it here.
I would like you all to realize I am a bitch, as if you haven't already read that one in the rules. It is likely the most important thing you need to know about the staff here: That I have the shortest temper, am a pessimist, and generally think suicidals are idiots who should either shut up or kill themselves already instead of wasting other people's life and time.
Oddly enough, I listen to suicidal people often, and listen to other people's problems even more often. Also oddly enough, it doesn't piss me off unless the world can see it. Then it pisses me off and I want to kill them. This is basically because suicidal people and cutters remind me of my former self.
This generally means:
1. Don't be an idiot. Just follow the fucking rules.
2. If you are suicidal, cutting, or anything of that sort, it would be best to either email me, pm me, or keep it hidden from me. Otherwise, I will likely just make it worse.
3. If you are depressed, I will likely tell you to get an in-home counselor and some medication, because that is what is currently helping me. Only my in-home counselor's time is up and I'm not supposed to ever talk to her again. Psh, screw the system.
4. I hate chat speak, but I'm completely fine with l33t. Why? You get used to it reading Megatokyo.
5. Racists, sexists, ageists, and those who hate other religions just because they're different will feel my wrath, which is basically tons of cursing and finding out where you live.
6. I speak my mind, and I don't give a damn what you think.
So here, I will speak my mind.
If all you do is role play all day, please get a fucking life. Not even I am doing that all day. I write novels. I work on a religious site. I make graphics that I later trash, because I only did them out of boredom. And occasionally, I leave the house to go someplace fun. But we don't have a car, so that isn't often. I swear if you post any pity, I'll kill you.
... Ahem.
Feel free to strike out any of those threatening remarks, Renesmee or Malt.
I would like you all to realize I am a bitch, as if you haven't already read that one in the rules. It is likely the most important thing you need to know about the staff here: That I have the shortest temper, am a pessimist, and generally think suicidals are idiots who should either shut up or kill themselves already instead of wasting other people's life and time.
Oddly enough, I listen to suicidal people often, and listen to other people's problems even more often. Also oddly enough, it doesn't piss me off unless the world can see it. Then it pisses me off and I want to kill them. This is basically because suicidal people and cutters remind me of my former self.
This generally means:
1. Don't be an idiot. Just follow the fucking rules.
2. If you are suicidal, cutting, or anything of that sort, it would be best to either email me, pm me, or keep it hidden from me. Otherwise, I will likely just make it worse.
3. If you are depressed, I will likely tell you to get an in-home counselor and some medication, because that is what is currently helping me. Only my in-home counselor's time is up and I'm not supposed to ever talk to her again. Psh, screw the system.
4. I hate chat speak, but I'm completely fine with l33t. Why? You get used to it reading Megatokyo.
5. Racists, sexists, ageists, and those who hate other religions just because they're different will feel my wrath, which is basically tons of cursing and finding out where you live.
6. I speak my mind, and I don't give a damn what you think.
So here, I will speak my mind.
If all you do is role play all day, please get a fucking life. Not even I am doing that all day. I write novels. I work on a religious site. I make graphics that I later trash, because I only did them out of boredom. And occasionally, I leave the house to go someplace fun. But we don't have a car, so that isn't often. I swear if you post any pity, I'll kill you.
... Ahem.
Feel free to strike out any of those threatening remarks, Renesmee or Malt.
But whatever! When I can prove that one I'll stick with it.